King Kong?

Ivan: "Godzilla is an iguana?? I thought he was a monkey. Oh wait, that's King Kong."

Niddles

Vincent: 鐵杵磨成繡花針

Me: Yeah I know this phrase..

Vincent: it means big iron stick can be wear down to niddle

Ivan the Disney Princess

While we were watching "Sleeping Beauty", at the scene where she walks to the forest and starts singing to the birds..

Ivan: Do you know that this is the movie that made me want to make my birds do that? I stuck my hand in their cage and they started freaking out and flapping all over the cage.

Me: OH MY GOD YOU WANTED TO BE A DISNEY PRINCESS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG!!!!!!! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


P.S. I know the photo isn't of Sleeping Beauty, but I made him do the exact same hand pose as he did when he was talking (grudgingly, for the photo above) and that's the best matching disney princess photo I can find.

Tri-glycerides

Me: You're a stupid triglyceride!
Ivan: Is that a dinosaur?

In Bruges

Ken: Comin' up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that from down here.
Ken: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.

What this really says is.. Slap Me.

After he decides to walk his knee into the dishwasher, this conversation follows:

I: AAAaaAAaAhHHhhHHhhhhhhh...
B: What?! What?!
I: I hit my funny bone!

And then, he immediately looks sweetly up at me and says this..

I: Did you like my pun? Fun-knee-bone?

PENGSAN!!!

I need to clean my ears.

"These Kobe sixes will make you obese"

Wait, whaaat????

Oh right, "a beast".

On the way to school...

We're sitting in the car, singing along to another horrible badeyedpeas (I KNOW I KNOW THEIR MUSIC JUST SUCKS ALRIGHT?) song.. the one about "you're so 2000 and late"

B: Gotta-get-get..
I: That's Vera's line! Gotta kiet kiet.

I was speechless. BTW, kiet kiet is Vera's baby blanket, which she still has.