When does my real life start?

Why do I always feel like I'm in trouble?? I don't have bad spending habits, but I always have to feel bad about money I'm spending. This is why I cannot wait to start my real life.

Ack... I hate money problems. Even buying a $30 bike poses a problem for me, much less the tuition fees, general life.... food. Pah. I hate money. If I could do one good thing for this world, I'd eliminate money. We should all just go back to trading salt but then I'd probably die because seriously, who knows how to farm salt these days anyway. Which kinda sucks because there's all these high fashion dresses on sale for $250, the need for a bike, furniture... food.